Thirteen Things I WON’T Miss About Balad
As a supplement to last week’s Thursday Thirteen, here are the thirteen things I will NOT miss about being deployed to Balad:
1. No beer!
2. Humming “Wasting Away in Mortaritaville” after I hear about the latest mortar attack.
3. Considering 35 MPH “High speed” driving.
4. Dust.
5. 12-hour days, six days a week, with the “day off” meaning I get to wear PT gear to work.
6. Military Airlift.
7. Wearing 50 pounds of “battle rattle” every time I fly.
8. Dealing with people who just don’t understand boundaries for people’s bodies.
9. $60 per month Internet access that barely works.
10. Living in one room with paper-thin walls.
11. Dealing with people who are getting bored and looking for something to do…and usually finding the wrong thing.
12. AFN commercials
13. Uniforms, everywhere, all the time.
GeoJunkie 
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