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  • Guess I should check drive through closer. Fazoli's got every single part of my daughter's order wrong. #
  • Pop Quiz! Question #1: What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two? #
  • Answer: Legs #
  • Question #2: What is in a man's pants that a woman's do not have? #
  • Answer: Pockets #
  • Question #3: What does a dog do that a man steps into? #
  • Answer: Pants #
  • Question 4: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? #
  • Answer: Bubble gum! #
  • Question 5: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? #
  • Answer: Shake Hands #
  • Final question: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement? #
  • Answer: Firetruck! #

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  • found the geocache Origins of Alexandria http://coord.info/GCA549 #
  • At the airport. Hit a virtual at the DC airport this morning. Hope to tag a cache in Kearney tonight and break my previous distance record #
  • Very cool morning! Cool virtual, and I just ran into someone on the same flight I went through OTS with 5 years ago! #
  • And to top it off, they did a special applause on the plane for the military (I'm in uniform). That always gets me. AND our flight is early! #
  • Doors are closing and there's nobody next to me. Woot! #
  • Greetings from Omaha! On the flight I heard the @podcacher from a couple weeks ago. World record 413 geocaches in 24 hours. Simply amazing! #
  • Just discovered the @wootbot! RT @wootboot RT @GeoJunkie: Doors are closing and there's nobody next to me. Woot! #
  • The airline gave me some extra cookies. Maybe if my Pookie Bear was a good girl she can have some chocolate chip cookies today! ;) #
  • found the geocache For those about to Rock! http://coord.info/GC1VVQV #
  • found the geocache Ye Old Travel Bug Inn http://coord.info/GC1YNVX #

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  • Going 5 MPH on the highway. How come backups only happen when you're running late? #
  • Made it in to line an hour ahead of my flight. As long as everything goes smooth I'll be on the way to DC soon! #
  • Just got my first view of one of the Great Lakes as I landed in Millwaukee. Pretty. #
  • The guy next to me & I figured it out. Plane seats are part of the health care plan. Cram us in tighter so we're motivated to lose weight! #
  • Greetings from Washington, DC! #
  • Welcome to Washington. Now watch us turn off the lights and stop your Metro train in the tunnel! #
  • I shoulda known. Uneventful flight. Now I'm stuck in the Metro. #
  • Still stuck on the Metro. Crammed in a cramped car because we had to move off the cars without power. Now it stinks after a girl puked! #
  • They are TOWING the train to the next station! Maybe we should get out and push! #
  • They're towing us BACK! #
  • Whew. False alarm. They're towing us to our next stop. #
  • PSYCH! They towed us backwards. Now we're still stuck in the train, looking at the station we left over an hour ago! #
  • Off the train! Now we just gotta figure out how to get where we were going without taking the train! #
  • PSYCH! They towed us backwards. Now we're still stuck in the train, looking at the station we left over an hour ago! #

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