- Going 5 MPH on the highway. How come backups only happen when you're running late? #
- Made it in to line an hour ahead of my flight. As long as everything goes smooth I'll be on the way to DC soon! #
- Just got my first view of one of the Great Lakes as I landed in Millwaukee. Pretty. #
- The guy next to me & I figured it out. Plane seats are part of the health care plan. Cram us in tighter so we're motivated to lose weight! #
- Greetings from Washington, DC! #
- Welcome to Washington. Now watch us turn off the lights and stop your Metro train in the tunnel! #
- I shoulda known. Uneventful flight. Now I'm stuck in the Metro. #
- Still stuck on the Metro. Crammed in a cramped car because we had to move off the cars without power. Now it stinks after a girl puked! #
- They are TOWING the train to the next station! Maybe we should get out and push! #
- They're towing us BACK! #
- Whew. False alarm. They're towing us to our next stop. #
- PSYCH! They towed us backwards. Now we're still stuck in the train, looking at the station we left over an hour ago! #
- Off the train! Now we just gotta figure out how to get where we were going without taking the train! #
- PSYCH! They towed us backwards. Now we're still stuck in the train, looking at the station we left over an hour ago! #
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