- Guess I should check drive through closer. Fazoli's got every single part of my daughter's order wrong. #
- Pop Quiz! Question #1: What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two? #
- Answer: Legs #
- Question #2: What is in a man's pants that a woman's do not have? #
- Answer: Pockets #
- Question #3: What does a dog do that a man steps into? #
- Answer: Pants #
- Question 4: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? #
- Answer: Bubble gum! #
- Question 5: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? #
- Answer: Shake Hands #
- Final question: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement? #
- Answer: Firetruck! #
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