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  • I'm SERIOUSLY considering this! $44 for Up to Two Hours of Organizing or Redesign Service from Key 2 Organizing …http://bit.ly/aawDfT #
  • Interesting perspective: What English Sounds Like to Foreigners http://ow.ly/1yKYB #
  • Just for fun, I've got a list of 32 cool sayings that I picked up. I'll autotweet one every 20 minutes today. Happy reading! #funsayings #
  • Consider it a warning for anyone who doesn't want to read them…you can ignore me for the next 11 hours if you want ;) #
  • I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. #funsayings #
  • Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. #funsayings #
  • I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. #funsayings #
  • There is great need for a sarcasm font. #funsayings #
  • How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? #funsayings #
  • Was learning cursive really necessary? #funsayings #
  • Map Quest (and Google Maps!) really needs to start directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. #funsayings #
  • Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. #funsayings #
  • I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. #funsayings #
  • Bad decisions make good stories. #funsayings #
  • (1 of 2) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work… #funsayings #
  • (2 of 2) …when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. #funsayings #
  • Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection…again. #funsayings #
  • I'm always terrified when I exit Word and it asks me if I want to save changes to my 10-page document I swear I didn't change. #funsayings #
  • "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this – ever. #funsayings #
  • (1 of 2) I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, #funsayings #
  • (2 of 2) it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? #funsayings #
  • I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. #funsayings #
  • I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. #funsayings #
  • I think the freezer deserves a light as well. #funsayings #
  • I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. #funsayings #
  • I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. #funsayings #
  • Sometimes, I'll watch a movie I watched when I was younger and realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it. #funsayings #
  • I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. #funsayings #
  • The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text. #funsayings #
  • I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. #funsayings #
  • How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod&smile because you still didn't understand a word they said? #funsayings #
  • I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong! #funsayings #
  • Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. #funsayings #
  • @TheBadCop No but I had one yell where it was from his truck!. #GQotD #
  • Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year? #funsayings #
  • There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. #funsayings #
  • As a driver I hate pedestrians; as a pedestrian I hate drivers but no matter what mode of transportation I always hate cyclists. #funsayings #
  • Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. #funsayings #
  • News caption fails. Too funny! http://short.to/vz52 #
  • Last one – this one will take a little while, but it's worth it!… #funsayings #
  • (1 of 3) Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, … #funsayings #
  • (2 of 3) …and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I'd bet … #funsayings #
  • (3 of 3) …everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time! #funsayings #
  • That is all…have nice evening peeps! #
  • @8601delphinium and if I stay outside to cache I won't care how my house looks! in reply to 8601delphinium #

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